once upon a time…

 Headed to my office on the day of winter,
 I dressed up the way, which best suits my gender…
 Went to the project team, who refer me as QA and not tester
 before I could question, they started giving order…
 As I glanced at my screen, they handed me a paper,
 Write your steps, and execute them faster…
 They wanted everything noted on the recorder,
 just in case if I get fever…
 I kick started testing as if I was a hunter,
 in the search of bugs I was feeding my hunger…
 I found a bug, and quickly called the developer,
 looking at my screen he didn’t care to ponder…
 Asking me to chill, he introduced a new feature,
 when I argued, he said, he know a bit better…
 We not gonna resolve everything you discover,
 you know, we all get paid per hour…
 After a while, came the test manager,
 asking if I have updated test cases to the server…
 Let me stop the testing, and it won’t take longer,
 anyways I was not gonna test forever…
 We want a status, said the project manager,
 don’t be the hurdle, we have to ship, please remember…
 Let’s focus on the customer and not the user,
 everybody felt happy, seeing their baby delivered…
 I found bugs, said our customer,
 all shouted aloud what tester didn’t discover…
 Went home silently thinking how to get better,

once upon a time there was a tester…

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